Who's the Baby Daddy?!
By: Rema Abdelqawi

As Tiger Woods is in the process of preparing for his upcoming golf tournament three new alleged mistresses have came to light claiming they are pregnant with Tiger Woods’ child. To Woods it's just another win.

The women are scheduled to take publicly televised paternity tests to prove validity of their claims. Tiger Woods has in turn kept low key, but rumors have spread of him hiring an infamous hit man from California to secretly induce a miscarriage on the three alleged mistresses. High-tech security has been used to protect and surveillance the three mistresses who are willing to go through with the birth.

Woods' wife has been seen having lunch with these women, and shopping for baby clothes. Looks like she’ll be the new godmother to these kids. The police have reported to the public, “For more information on this fascinating scandal it can be seen on TMZ.”