Mexico Is The Richest Country In The World

Mexico, Mex- Thanks to Carlos Slim Helu Mexico becomes the richest country in the world. During the past years, Carlos Slim Helu's wealth has increase. Now, he is the world richest man whose fortunate is worth more than $53 billion. With all the money, Carlos Slim Helu does not know what to do with it. Last week, he gave an interview to the press saying that he would donate all his money to his native country Mexico than Lebanon the country where his parents were born.

"Why are you donating all your money to Mexico?" the press said. "Mexico needs money to combat poverty, hunger, violence, etc and I know that in less than 5 years I will reunite all the money that I donate" Slim said. People could not believe what he just said and they thought that he was lying. But, he was not. After a month, all the people started to see changes in Mexico and were satisfied with what was happening. The interviewed that Carlos Slim Helu gave to the press was seen around the world. All Mexicans who left their country long time ago decide to go back to Mexico after hearing what Carlos Slim Helu said. Not only Mexicans want to go back to Mexico all people around the world want to live in Mexico because they know that in Mexico they will have a better future. Mexico does not have a problem with people deciding to live in Mexico because that will make Mexico a popular country. Mexico is extremely happy to welcome foreigners and gives permission to them to stay in Mexico.

You don’t have to be sick to get the new iHeart

By Beelet

Today Apple’s CEO Steven Jobs announced a new item will be released by Apple Inc. in August 2012, just after the gigantic success that Apple Inc. had experienced with its products such as iPhone, iPod, iPad and recently iFood. The new product is called iHeart. It is an electronic alternative device for the human heart. Just like any other Apple product, iHeart has an enormous number of applications, and of course, all of these applications are interconnected with the other Apple Products.

One of the iHeart's applications will be measuring the digestive system’s needs,functions, and problems, and along with another application in the iFridge, certain food will be provided to you and others will be eliminated based on your digestive system necessities. Not only will the iHeart be working with iFridge, but also with your iPharmacy so you don’t have to think and worry about your intake of vitamins and medicine when you wake up in the morning.

Another application of the iHeart is called Emotion Detector, it works with Apple TV, so whenever the discrete of your nervous system cells changes, the application will detect the emotion difference and will attempt to set a list of matching TV shows and programs that suit your new mood and thoughts.

Online pre-ordering began, and the anticipation of Apple Lovers and “MacHeads” can only be described with the long lines that stood outside Apple Stores. Some of the people have been waiting in line for more than 72 hour just to see a display version of the iHeart. A cardiac medical condition is one of the requirements for an early eligibility for the iHeart; many who intentionally consumed an overdosage of cardiac medications in order to cause cardiovascular dysfunction which would be an immediate eligibility.

Orange outcome of tanning deemed sexy, sets colorful trend

By Dulce Arroyo

Popularized by reality television shows like MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” tanning has become a nationwide obsession for men and women alike who strive to keep a glowing, attractive body all year long. But what started out as an orange mass of tanners has now grown to a range of colorful people walking the streets of Chicago, showing off their new shades of skin for the spring.

Tanning salons like L.A. Tan, Ultimate Exposure, and Tancun noticed how devout tanners, mostly teenage girls, kept coming back for more in order to keep their toasty, orange color.

“We thought, ‘If they’re so interested in looking gorgeous in orange, they’d definitely try a variety of awesome colors we could supply’,” said L.A. Tan’s CEO and President Nick Patel. “And it worked, thanks to some of television’s hottest and youngest celebrities; our top colors that customers love are Hot to Trot Pink, Green Apple Margarita, Sapphire Blue, and Purple Majesty.”

MTV’s newest star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi tried out a bold fuchsia tan for a recent red carpet event, and in less than two hours after pictures hit the internet, fans raved about how it was an amazing change.

“She totally rocked that shade with her little black dress—as soon as I saw it, I knew I had to try a different color too,” said high school student Brianna Lamont. “It’s like a new way to make a statement with your body while keeping the same wardrobe.”

“You can’t go wrong with a little experimentation!” said Amanda Richards. “Me and my girls go tanning every week and when we found out about the new colors, we just had to get one. We even take turns using a different shade each time.”

Male tanners have also tried out the new colors, such as MTV’s Paul Delvecchio, aka “Pauly D.”

“I’ve got a tanning bed in my house to keep up that GTL—gym, tan, laundry, baby!” said Delvecchio. “When I saw this sick shade of blue I turned to my boy and said, ‘Yo, we got to try it out on the ladies!”

Although reports on tanning causing melanoma have come from dermatologists across the country, tanners are not fazed from maintaining their images.

“My mom says I could die of skin cancer but like, come on, we’re all going to die some day,” said Lamont.

Samantha Hayes, an employee in Ultimate Exposure, has recently spotted a mole on her back that was not there before.

“I think of it as a surprise beauty mark,” said the 20 year old. “I mean, Cyndi Crawford had one and she was still gorgeous. It’s definitely not going to make me stop tanning—summer’s around the corner and I can’t wait to show off my sexy bronze tan.”

With business booming, Patel also ignores the link between tanning and skin cancer based on his customers’ devotion.

“Girls want to look and feel attractive year-round, so what better way to achieve this than breaking away from their boring, pale complexion?” said Patel. “L.A. Tan is an outlet for those who want to be beautiful by first changing the way they look on the outside. That’s what beauty is essentially about these days, anyway.”

And apparently, tanning fanatics agree.

“Some people call tanning ‘fake and bake,’ but I don’t care,” said Richards. “As long as I’m baking long enough to be delicious, I’ll fake and bake until I die!”

When Will the Recession End??

Chicago IL- Researchers at Northeastern Illinois University have researched on the affect the economy has had on peoples' life's. They went around asking a series of questions to determine answers for their research; only to discover that a young women by the name of Tanzania White was not affected in any way by the recession. She was still wasting her money on dinning out everyday at fancy restaurants. She was also buying clothes and shoes regularly as she had before the economy went bad. When she was asked if her life was impacted in any form because of the recession her statement to that was "Not in any way. Everyone is talking about how they are getting laid off from work or how many people are cutting back on their spending, but not me. On the other hand it's a different story for me." She also went on talking about how she feels excluded from society since everyone is affected by the economy and she is the only who has not been.

Who's the Baby Daddy?!
By: Rema Abdelqawi

As Tiger Woods is in the process of preparing for his upcoming golf tournament three new alleged mistresses have came to light claiming they are pregnant with Tiger Woods’ child. To Woods it's just another win.

The women are scheduled to take publicly televised paternity tests to prove validity of their claims. Tiger Woods has in turn kept low key, but rumors have spread of him hiring an infamous hit man from California to secretly induce a miscarriage on the three alleged mistresses. High-tech security has been used to protect and surveillance the three mistresses who are willing to go through with the birth.

Woods' wife has been seen having lunch with these women, and shopping for baby clothes. Looks like she’ll be the new godmother to these kids. The police have reported to the public, “For more information on this fascinating scandal it can be seen on TMZ.”

Week After Mexicans spontaneously fled out of the United States

As the days go by without a Mexican here in America a chaos is beginning to build up. Things around the United States just have not been normal these past days. Americans are struggling with trying to make their lives back to normal. They have began by encouraging the youth to take the jobs the Mexicans left behind. The young Americans responded with complains and claiming “These are not jobs! This is slavery.” Common necessities that were taken by granted before the Mexicans disappeared are now highly in demand. The restaurants have lost more than 90 percent of their workers. Many restaurants in California have now purchases thousands of dishwashers being that no one else is willing to wash dishes by hand. Thousands of fast food restaurants all over America have closed down. It is just impossible for these restaurants to continue working, since they have no workers and no supplies. Without Mexicans, American agriculture is going downhill. Production of fruits and vegetables has never been as low as it is now. An example of how desperate the situation in America is without Mexicans workers are two Americans moms from Beverly Hills, California who have not been able to find day care for their children. They are forced to leave their children alone or with Rocco, the family’s dog. In Wisconsin as well, last week two children were lost for about 48 hours in their own backyard, due to the height of the grass and weeds. Since Pedro who was the family’s landscaper fled back to Mexico with the other millions of Mexicans.
Americans now wonder if the Mexicans will ever come back or what plans the government is making. No one ever realized what a big impact these so called “Aliens” would make in America, after leaving. Now that they are gone, America needs them more than ever. America is now praying that the Mexicans would come back as fast as possible.

Animals Looking Better than Models

Animals Looking Better than Models
By Stephanie Nguyen
Published: April 8,2010

Chicago- Nowadays, you see pigs, monkeys, and rabbits in beauty salons gossiping about their "frenemies". They spend twice the amount in there than we do. They are trying on new, totally safe, products before the products hit the stores' shelves. The products they are all trying on give them large, harmless rashes that do not have to be checked out by a veterinarian. When the pigs, monkeys, and rabbits are walking out the salons, they are looking more glamorous than the models. Maybe next season, you will see the animals walking the runways because they are prettier and are getting the essential beauty products before the models do.