Politicians are like Diapers!
Come and buy the new diaper, Politician; it’s great for change. It will ensure that all your comforts’ are met with no room for mistakes. The finest of polyester has been used to construct this diaper that will leave marks of comfort on you forever. It is able to produce a soapy substance in the diaper that ensures all bacteria produced from either pee, farts and toxic waste is cleansed and fresh. Another feature is the easy access switch button where the diapers drop and recycles itself to be more efficient. Some special features you can get equipped to your diaper are: extra heating pads that are moist resistant, a walkie talkie system with surveillance attached to it, a tracker with emergency alert sounds for danger, etc. The package comes in two and the diapers are good for about a week each. Other accessories that are also attachable can be bought with the right price. The diapers are priceless for parents because they will produce change in the parents parenting life. If you want, you may want to purchase the auto-on mat also, which puts the diaper on for the parent with complete comfort. It’s a guaranteed 150% change in the life of parents and the babies. The parents will have time on their hands. The baby will have a shower in his pants without having to have his parents change him. What better change can you ask for? Buy the Politician for the low price of $49.99 plus tax at your closest diaper dealer and make the best investment of your life!
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