Footballs’ Biggest Night Finally Found A Use For Women And Their Boobs.
By: Jeff Micheals
Super Bowl LIII was won by a pair of boobs. For all you men who missed the game last night, you missed a whole lot more than just football. In the final play of the night, the New Orleans Saints, down by three, used Morgan’s assets to score the game’s winning touchdown, winning over the New England Patriots 26 to 23. In the final play, with 35 seconds left in the game, Rodriguez threw the ball which was caught by Morgan’s sports bra. She ran 55 yards to the end zone, but was tackled. The only part, or should I say parts, of her on the end zone were her size D twins, with the ball in between, and the game was won. Many Patriots fans do not agree with the ruling, but no one is complaining about the show. Unfortunately, her jersey did stay on. We asked a number of fans their response to the game winning play. “I didn’t think she could pack anything else in there, I mean she’s already pretty full up there”, said Mike Smith a long time Saint’s fan. “I never expected her to run so fast with those things, I was sure she would have tipped over”, said Daniel Follick another saint’s fan. “Morgan proved that boobs are not just fun to look at, they’re actually useful”.
Many fans had concerns when Morgan was signed by the Saints earlier this season, but all those concerns went away when we saw the large goods she was bringing to the team. Throughout the season The Rack has won over all football fans with her HUGE personality traits, and proved to the world that nothing goes better with football then boobs. “Its great to have something to look at out on the field when the cheerleaders aren’t there”. And for all of the concerned Morgan fans, we have just learned that the Saints have been working to extend the contract to keep Jugs on for another two seasons. This will, indeed keep the fans turning out for the games to try and see down that jersey. Till next season, we will just have to rely on Hooters to get our fix of Debby Morgan. And for all you ladies out there, Champions has announced that they are creating a line of sports bras in honor of Morgan. They’re going to be big enough for your breasts and your ball.
Many fans had concerns when Morgan was signed by the Saints earlier this season, but all those concerns went away when we saw the large goods she was bringing to the team. Throughout the season The Rack has won over all football fans with her HUGE personality traits, and proved to the world that nothing goes better with football then boobs. “Its great to have something to look at out on the field when the cheerleaders aren’t there”. And for all of the concerned Morgan fans, we have just learned that the Saints have been working to extend the contract to keep Jugs on for another two seasons. This will, indeed keep the fans turning out for the games to try and see down that jersey. Till next season, we will just have to rely on Hooters to get our fix of Debby Morgan. And for all you ladies out there, Champions has announced that they are creating a line of sports bras in honor of Morgan. They’re going to be big enough for your breasts and your ball.
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