ELEVEN SECTION (VAHORA) "Canibi-Land"

“Canibi-Land”

 

A wise critic named Mark Twain once said “Man is the only animal that robs his helpless fellow of his country, takes possession of it and drives him out of it or destroys him” With this theory in mind, George Kaffuk from Arizona has opened a new restaurant where humans will be served. Since society names these useless, meaningless, and space-consuming poor people as “animals,” Kaffuk thought to give them a new meaning to life: Death. The grand opening of the 87^th and 20^th S. King Drive restaurant will hold a special discount where a free child will be served, with the purchase of a man. George Kaffuk, a successful businessman, created a variety of choices on the menu. From roasted, boiled, and fried to peppered and salted humans, “Canibi-Land” will give a new taste to your healthy diet. In the lunch special, Kaffuk and his staff will prepare African American packs—wolves and Hispanic coyotes. ** In the dinner special, Spicy American Originated Hispanics, and Nerdy Asians will be served. Since the breakfast hour is at its lowest peak in making money, Kaffuk decided to serve white trash. A perfect way to start your day! After doing considerable research and observation, George Kaffuk has analyzed that more than 300 million people do not have the necessities of life to survive. With this huge growing number of useless people, Kaffuk has predicted that there will be more than enough humans to feed on. Even with this prediction, customers are in line every day, fighting for one race over another. Kaffuk has to work long hours just to calm these rich customers down. He claims “People, do not worry! The U.S. government has passed a new law, Poor People Extinct Act,” where businesses like mine will be able to pick up these hobos from the streets and prepare a delicious meal for you and your family.” With this claim, corporations such as Subway and McDonald fear that their businesses will close down. In fact, they fear this growing business so much that Subway and McDonald has asked Kaffuk to close his restaurant for a 3 billion dollar investment. “Of course only a fool would do such,” exclaimed Kaffuk. The rating of “Canibi-Land” has grown to an astonishing 9.5 star. Next time, your typical American family craves a roasted, boiled or fried, salt and peppered poor, Nerdy Asian hobo, make sure you eat at “Canibi-Land.” This is the first time you may hear this: Eat and be smarter.