Wednesday, November 18, 2009

One Section: Frank

Breaking News "Now that we perfected our government, we will perfect yours!"

All countries must be more like America. Since everything is so perfect in America right now, all peoples ages 10 and up will report to Washington D.C in 0900 hours for meeting. All people qualified to go will be either shipped or flown out to various countries and will be stationed there for a minimum of 6-8 months. All people leaving will be prepared for battle against all countries who wish not to follow America's policies. Those countries who disagree will be declared war upon. America is perfect and all other countries should strive to be more like America. America's economy is incredible. All of America's people have successful jobs and there are great opportunity's everywhere you turn. There are no gangs in America, and no killings. All men, women and children have health care. Other countries must change to be more like America. The government in America is no where near corrupt like other countries. The government looks out for the best interests of its country and will now look at the best interests of all the countries. This is because the people of our government are the most trusted and loyal people in all of the world. They are fit to rule the world. The government is so generous they are giving half of their salaries to charities for poorer countries that we will be taking over. All countries must abide under U.S. policies. If any country does not agree to follow America's orders they will be declared war upon. We will be inside every country telling them what they can and cannot do. We will have soldiers stationed at every block for miles in their cities. No country is allowed to make any sort of weapon, except for America of course. All countries will be under satellite surveillance at all times. No country is allowed to communicate with any other countries. All countries laws will be changed to the same laws that America has for its people. All other governments are now ran by America. If countries fail to accept they will be killed. We know some countries will disagree to this. This is why we need all peoples ages 10 and up to be prepared for duty.

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