Eleven Section: Chester

Time To Get Rid of Detroit Forever

For years now Detroit has been doing nothing but ruining America's reputation and making our economy even worse. The only thing the city was ever good for was making cars and now it can't even do that. At this point there's only one logical thing for us to do, get rid of it. It is a dying city with nothing good coming out of it. The people of the city are practically begging us to because if we dont clear out the city then the people inside the city probably will. The murder rate is soaring and 7 out of 10 murders go unsolved. Why not just save time and money by getting rid of it now?

Would anyone really miss it? With them gone that's just one less problem for us real hard working Americans to worry about! The unemployment rate is at a crummy 28.9% and is only getting worse. I mean come on, how lazy could the people of the city possibly be? They don't have hurricanes to worry about like New Orleans or a bunch of wildfires like California. Detroit use to be the fourth largest city in America and they still found a way to screw it up!

Once we get rid of the city we could use the extra land for something usefull. I was thinking along the lines of building the worlds largest rollercoaster and making the entire city one giant amusement park! People would come from around the world to go to Amusement Park City and the tourism rates would skyrocket! As for the people already in the city, well, I hear Somalia is very nice this time of year.