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NEW ADDITIONS TO THE "BRADJOLINA" FAMILY!!

We all have heard about the tragic food shortages in Africa Where millions of kids are dying from starvation. A young boy who is only 6 years-old weighs only 32 pounds and does not have much to eat because the little food he does have must be split between him and his other siblings. According to CBS news, 6 year-old Akuma will not live longer than 18 years old because of this horrible situation. U.S. citizens are trying to do the best they can to volunteer and donate food, but they are too caught up in “Bradjolina’s” lives, which is obviously more important because she just adopted more kids from starving countries!
More importantly, not only did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently adopt more kids, they adopted ten from all different parts of the world!
Isn’t that incredible! She quotes, “I really want to help the needy and so I decided to take only one lucky kid from each foreign country, which looks like me of course with fat lips, and take them into my home and spoil them with love.” Wow! How wonderful are they to do such a glorious good deed? Why bother saving kids who are starving when you can adopt just ten like Brad and Angelina. They are just the most perfect couple in the whole world. Not only did Angelina steal Brad from Jennifer Aniston, she has his kids too!! She is just so wonderful! Time Magazine names her greatest woman of the year! Not even Oprah can beat that and she is just a host on some talk show.
How can anyone not like Brad and Angelina? How can the entire world not love her after she has adopted so many kids? She does it every year! Every TV channel, magazine and internet source has it on their front page of course! It’s the highlight of everyone’s lives. No other person, or better yet, any couple can top Brad and Angelina in anything in life; they are perfect in every single way. Make sure to follow up on Bradjolina’s new show premiering next Sunday on MTV. It will be the biggest event of the year!