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Sending More Troops To Middle East

All young adults aged seventeen and above should report to their National Defense security as we are in a state of war and in need of drafting. America is overloaded with people. The population size surpasses the land size. What a better way to unload some bodies other then sending them to war. America is now deciding to make a mini-America in every country in the Middle East. Since we are always concerned about something bad happening in different countries, they want to make sure that the “terrorist” know that America is right around the corner. America has also signed document that state that they will now be controlling all the police forces in other countries. One NFL player, living his dream to play pro football, was given the good news about being drafted. He replied “Being drafted is the best thing ever. I can’t wait to take the duty of leading other nation’s police force.” He was later killed in war. America is now the safest place to live. It does not have high violence rates and there is no need for more security. With all the extra people left, we can just send them to war. Police department all over America are cutting jobs. “With two hundred million people in the task force, we have decided that we don’t need that many people. They can go help other countries,” said Mark Longwell, head chairmen of Department of National World Alliance Under All the Countries as One Nation (D.N.W.A.U.A.C.O.N). America is now the richest country. We are so rich that we make Canada look rich. There is no poverty in America. It only takes five dollars to send a soldier of to war. The government is now holding a contest and the winning country will get all the extra money America has. The government also decided to tweak the constitution by changing the first amendment to “You First, Us Second”. The “You First, Us Second” is sure helping the other countries because the other countries are now first priority. The D.N.W.A.U.A.C.O.N has announced that in the first quarter of 2010, they will be giving everybody in the Middle East cell phones. This way people can track their new police force on twitter.

By: Saad Jeewa