Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Eleven Section: Chacon



Jackpot! Win a Free Trip! Requirements: Be Poor!

Yes! You've read correctly. The U.S Nation Population Organization is offering a free trip to a vaction of your dreams to those who are less fortunate and unable to relax and take time off their busy lifestyle and enjow what life has to offer, other than stress and harsh labor.

Is this a catch? Not at all! President of the organization Richard Dollaír explained to us about how he too was once in a state of poverty when he was a child. His father worked in a factory with no hopes of supporting his son to become a successful chairman of a company. “Anything is possible if you set your mind to it”, says Dollaír of those who are struggling, “I am sorry for your hard effort to succeed in life and that is why I choose to send all those who feel as if there were to be no meaning in life to come and enjoy this amazing offering.” This definitely isn’t a way to get rid of poor, insignificant, waste of space humans who don’t matter in this world. In fact if it were, this article would not be published. These people are important to society as much as successful, rich people who actually have a purpose in life.


The only requirements to win this trip are: you must be a worker being paid minimum wage of one dollar ($1); you must live in a shelter and/or on the streets occupying precious space; must be illiterate and have low self esteem; if you have more than eight kids, your chances are higher as well as if you are an illegal immigrant (who knew that would be an advantage?); you must refer all of your relatives, friends and neighbors who are in your same situation to enter this sweepstakes.


Where are you off to? The island, Paradies, is located in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, south of the country Norwear. You experience peace and tranquility, and learn how to survive in the wild life, if you can. It is truly an amazing and thrilling experience for every one of all ages.


If any of these requirements describe you please visit the organization site at www.usthinksyouareawaste.com . Or call 1-888-YUR-DONE. There are plenty of tickets to give out for everyone!!




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