ONE SECTION: METOVIC

Stoping Violence; As Simple As Pressing A Button
By: Bato Metovic

Once a child is born into this world, a chip will be planted into his/her brain. This is not your ordinary memory chip for your telephone. This chip is a high tech information brain chip and video camera. The government has decided that brain chips will control the children’s violent tendencies as they grow older. This brain chip will help the government realize when the child has an urge to do something against the law and stop them. The Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Department of Science and Miscellaneous Nonsense (FBIDSMN) has discovered a chip that can not only control your violent tendencies, but also let the government see through your eyes. A representative from the FBIDSMN was quoted to have said “this will not only help us cut down on violence in the nation, but it will let us control the population like a TiVo episode of Family Guy.”

According to the National Criminal Justice Reference Service, statistics show that in 2005, 5,686 young people ages 10 to 24 were murdered—an average of 16 children each day. The NCJRS also released that in 2006, more than 720,000 young people ages 10 to 24were treated in emergency departments for injuries sustained from violence. These chips that will be inserted in the brains of children are meant to stop this from happening. The chip is going to act as a remote control for the government to keep an eye on what the children are doing and thinking. If a thought runs through their mind as to even throw a rock at another child, the government will intervene. This chip sets off an alarm when an excess of testosterone is sent to the brain. It also sets off if the child is born with a psychological disorder that is known to send children over the edge and become violent.

The government was not sure on whom to exactly begin to plant the chips into. They researched and study all types of religions, cultures, races, ethnicities, heights, weights, and genders. The government has come to the conclusion that they will be implanting the chips into families who have a previous history of violence first. The first children getting the chip are newborns. This has become a requirement by law. The next group of participants will be children living in bad neighborhoods and children with previous family history in violence. This will continue to go on until no one is left without a brain in their head and a remote control for that chip in the hand of the government. As for the video camera, it is still a work in progress but the government is trying to group videos together by neighborhoods and the area that the child is in. Professional observers trained to press play and stop on a universal remote will be paid millions of dollars to sit in a chair and watch children play and interact with one another. Protesters of this new craze do not feel comfortable with this. “In 1990’s those men would be considered pedophiles, but now we are supposed to trust these men with our kids,” one protester said. The government is only waiting to conclude talks with the well-known tech company Samsung. This new chapter in governmental technology is looking to take shape in late 2012.